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If you can't joke about life in general, you need to!

Two Mormon missionaries are walking down the street one sunny morning.  Coming from the opposite direction is a Priest.  As they meet the Priest says, "Good morning, Sons of the Devil."  The Mormon missionaries reply, "Good morning Father."
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It's Show and Tell day in school, and each kid has to bring something that represents their faith.
 
Little Mary walks to the front and says in a very soft voice, "My name is Mary. I'm Catholic, and this is a rosary."
 
Little Isaac walks to the front and says, "My name is Isaac. I'm Jewish and this is a dreidel."
 
Little Nephi walks up and says, "My name is Nephi. I'm LDS and this is a casserole."
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A Mormon bishop, a Catholic priest, and a TV evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he'd left his tackle box in his car, and, not wanting to disturb the other two, got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore, got his gear, walked back, and started fishing.

An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry. His lunch was back in his car, though. . . . So, he got out of the boat, walked over the water, got his lunch, came back, and nibbled on his sandwich.

The evangelist, not to be outdone, decided that he'd best go for a walk, too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom, stood up, stepped over the side of the boat . . . and splashed into the lake.

The priest, chuckling, said to the bishop, "Think we should've told him about those submerged rocks?" Said the bishop, "what rocks??"

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